Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

You're so skibidi

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Gyatt’s Plan

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

I just wanna be your sigma

Give me your Ohio

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

Gyatt’s plan

You're so fanum tax

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

Freaking come here

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

Yuh

They rizzin' on me

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

They rizzin' on me

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

And still

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?